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Your Game Sucks: Skyrim Edition

Our resident hater returns to rip into another sacred cow of gaming. Find out what he hates about Skyrim.

Your Game Sucks: Assassin’s Creed Edition

If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s games that try to teach me something. I don’t play puzzle games because they make me think. I don’t like to think. I don’t ...

Your Game Sucks: Metal Gear Solid Edition

Each week when I sit down to figure out which game to tell you losers is crap, I think to myself, “Derek, why are you so awesome?” Easy answer right? Well, that is how I felt when I came u...

Your Game Sucks: Call of Duty Edition

Call of Duty. One of the best selling game franchises that has ever been produced. There is no denying the fact that people love this franchise. If you know me, it’s now surprise that it blows m...