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The Gunstringer Review
The Gunstringer began its life as one of the first downloadable Kinect-enabled titles on the XBox Live Arcade. Midway through its development cycle, Microsoft asked Twisted Pixel if they would conside...
Breaking the Seal – President John America Saves America
Breaking the Seal is a video segment where the crew takes on a game they have never played and hilarity ensues. This is what it is like when you play a game for the first time, you are going to suck a...
Breaking the Seal – Ace Combat: Assault Horizon
Breaking the Seal is a video segment where the crew takes on a game they have never played and hilarity ensues. This is what it is like when you play a game for the first time, you are going to suck a...
Breaking the Seal – BloodRayne Betrayal
In this episode Justin "KillerWolverine" Testa tackles BloodRayne Betrayal while Ken "ZeroTolerance" McKown tallies up the death toll. Enjoy!
Your Game Sucks: Assassin’s Creed Edition
If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s games that try to teach me something. I don’t play puzzle games because they make me think. I don’t like to think. I don’t ...
Hector: Episode 2 – Senseless Acts of Justice Review
Welcome back to Clappers Wreake, home to all sorts of foul-mouthed, overweight, slovenly, insane, stupid and amusing folk. Our story picks up immediately where Episode 1's cliffhanger left...
Relax, It’s Just a Game
I’m going to give you a peek behind the curtain here at ZTGD. We just started a new series called, “Your Game Sucks.” It’s intended to be a purely satirical look at gaming crit...
Hector: Badge of Carnage – Episode 1 Review
[tab:Review] Finding your pants is only the beginning. As a 30-something gamer that grew up on the format, I’m thrilled that point and click adventure games have received a lot of attention late...
Portal 2 Review
The original Portal was a nice surprise packed in with a fantastic collection of shooters. Its quirky humor and brain-bending puzzles were the stuff of legends, and it was hard to find someone who ha...