Your Game Sucks Archive

  • Our resident hater returns to rip into another sacred cow of gaming. Find out what he hates about Skyrim.

    Your Game Sucks: Skyrim Edition

    Our resident hater returns to rip into another sacred cow of gaming. Find out what he hates about Skyrim.

  • If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s games that try to teach me something. I don’t play puzzle games...

    Your Game Sucks: Assassin’s Creed Edition

    If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s games that try to teach me something. I don’t play puzzle games…

  • Each week when I sit down to figure out which game to tell you losers is crap, I think to...

    Your Game Sucks: Metal Gear Solid Edition

    Each week when I sit down to figure out which game to tell you losers is crap, I think to…

  • Call of Duty. One of the best selling game franchises that has ever been produced. There is no denying the...

    Your Game Sucks: Call of Duty Edition

    Call of Duty. One of the best selling game franchises that has ever been produced. There is no denying the…

  • So, last week one of the other guys here did a review of that game LIMBO that came out last year. Apparently, someone decided to spread the pain and torture PC and PS3 users with that "game."

    Your Game Sucks: LIMBO Edition

    So, last week one of the other guys here did a review of that game LIMBO that came out last year. Apparently, someone decided to spread the pain and torture PC and PS3 users with that “game.”

  • So, I decided to take a break from playing crappy games to play, well, a crappier game. Everyone knows who...

    Your Game Sucks: Batman Arkham Asylum Edition

    So, I decided to take a break from playing crappy games to play, well, a crappier game. Everyone knows who…

  • Hey, you Gears of War fanboys. That game you love so much? It. Sucks. In fact, I don’t know what’s...

    Your Game Sucks: Gears of War Edition

    Hey, you Gears of War fanboys. That game you love so much? It. Sucks. In fact, I don’t know what’s…

  • Hey! Listen up! I’m tired of all you people playing stupid games, so I decided to crash this little party...

    Your Game Sucks: Street Fighter Edition

    Hey! Listen up! I’m tired of all you people playing stupid games, so I decided to crash this little party…